That’s Not Sumo Part 1
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Masachika cried out in amazement at the sight of the white sandy beach and the sea stretching out in front of him.
After taking about three hours by train from the station near the school, having lunch and shopping at the station, they took a 30-minute bus ride.
After a ten-minute walk from the bus stop, they finally arrived at the Kenzaki Family villa, a two-story building with dazzling walls. They were amazed at how stylish and spacious the villa was, which could accommodate 10 or 20 people, let alone 7, but even more surprising was the presence of a private beach.
With the living room window on the first floor… or rather, when opening the sliding glass door, he could go directly to the beach through the terrace, which seemed more private than he expected. If asked why he felt that way, first of all, the surroundings of the villa were covered with trees, except for the side facing the sandy beach, so it was hard to see in from the outside. And on both sides of the sandy beach, which was about 80 meters wide, there were rocks… or rather, there were cliffs that were also inaccessible to outsiders. In other words, this 80-meter wide and 15-meter deep sandy beach was isolated from the outside world by trees and cliffs. To be honest, Masachika thought that this private beach would be connected to the public beach used by tourists, but he was taken aback when he saw an unexplored beach spread out before him.
“It’s seriously completely enclosed… No, that’s a weird way to say it, huh.”
“Hahaa, well, I understand how you feel.”
Standing next to Masachika, Touya also looked around the beach and nodded. By this time, the two guys had already changed into swimsuits, went to the beach first, and waited for the girls. By the way, the villa had two rooms with two mattresses and one room with three mattresses, but from the discussion, they decided to divide the group into two guys, two girls from the second year, and three girls from the first year. Masachika was a bit worried that Alisa would share a room with her opponent, but since Alisa herself wanted to share a room with the pair, Yuki & Ayano (or rather, she refused to share a room with Maria), they decided to divide the rooms like this.
“Even so… when I look again, President, your body is quite muscular, huh.”
Masachika said that in an admiring tone while turning his attention to Touya, who was wearing swimming trunks. Masachika had always thought that Touya had a fairly muscular body, but when he took off his clothes, Touya was even more muscular than he had imagined. His chest looked hard, with full arms and legs. With a height of over 180 cm tall, he wore disposable contact lenses instead of his usual glasses. At first glance, he looked like a professional wrestler.
Touya laughed shyly at his kouhai’s admiring gaze.
“Well, I’m not as blooming and macho as you look. I’ve always had a big body. People used to call me fat or stocky.”
“Stocky… huh?”
Masachika was convinced in an otaku-style as he pictured a wide and dwarf Touya. His interpretation was a little harsh, but Touya did not seem to realize that and looked at Masachika with a look of amazement.
“You seem to have trained pretty well yourself. You have pretty good abdominal muscles.”
“Ahaha thanks… Well, I only do muscle training for about 20 minutes every day. Abdominal muscles can be built easily if you want to build them.”
Masachika gave a less than enthusiastic reply to his senpai’s praise. In fact, he had noticed a decline in his stamina when joining the Student Council during physical tasks, so he resumed muscle training over a month ago after skipping it for a long time. Masachika realized that his own muscles were not well developed, so he was at a loss to respond to Touya’s praise.
“…Ah, that’s right. I should install the beach umbrella and beach bed first.”
“Uh, does the President have a beach bed? I mean, since the terrace is already shaded, what’s the need for a beach umbrella?”
“Well, it’s just a matter of mood. Wait a moment. I’ll look for it first.”
“Ah yes.”
Immediately after saying that, Touya climbed onto the terrace and headed back inside the villa. Masachika wanted to help him, but he felt reluctant to look for something in someone else’s house, so he decided to wait for Touya while feeling confused. But a minute later, the living room window opened again. The person who appeared was Yuki wearing a pink plaid bikini. Once she saw Masachika waiting on the sandy beach and made sure that there was no one else around, she rushed towards Masachika while shaking out her flip-flops.
“Oniitan-tama, Oniitan-tama, Oniitan-tama.”
“Ohh what’s wrong, your voice is a little more scuffed than usual.”
Masachika smiled wryly at his younger sister who rushed over to him, while whispering to him, with a series of strange names. Then, Yuki stopped in front of Masachika and trembled, as if she had just seen something horrible.
“There’s a monster… a monster appeared…”
“Huh? A monster?”
“She’s too amazing~. Japanese people can’t compete with that~”
Just as Masachika was about to analyze the meaning of Yuki’s words, the monster in question appeared through the living room window. Her white skin was dazzling under the rays of the summer sun. Silver hair that fluttered in the wind. Her curvaceous breasts wrapped in a lacy light blue bikini and the waist that was so slender looked very charming. She was wearing a pareo wrapped around her waist, but such a thin cloth could barely hide the curve of her beautiful hips, which slightly peeked out.
“Bonkyubo~n.”
“Your expression is so old-fashioned!”
“S-So it’s called a plump body similar to an hourglass…!”
“This time it’s a bit too new for me to follow. Well, I understand what you’re trying to say, but… It’s not that her curves are too dangerous…moreover, that waist to ass curve. What has she eaten and done to have such a beautiful body? …to the point that I don’t think she’s the same age as you.”
“That one over there is from a different dimension. How many 15-year-old girls are there, with that kind of curvaceous body that could bring a top idol to tears?”
“No, no, you’re not inferior either, you have good ribs.”
Masachika teased her while looking at Yuki who was shuddering and trembling next to him. Then, Yuki put on a smile mocking herself.
“You think so? But you know, Alya-san also has a small protrusion of ribs despite looking like that, you know? It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Even though she has such big breasts. It feels like she only has fat where it should be.”
“…No, don’t answer that seriously either. Besides, I don’t find ribs attractive.”
While the siblings were talking about that kind of thing, Alisa, who turned her gaze towards them, tried to get out of the terrace… but, she suddenly looked back as if someone was stopping her. Then from the direction behind her, Maria and Chisaki appeared from the window leading to the terrace.
“So big!?”
“Oi stop it.”
Yuki’s reaction, that was so insolent as she stared at Maria, made Masachika glare at her with a reproachful look. Then, while turning his gaze towards his two senpai, Masachika added silently, “Well, I understand how you feel.” In fact, Maria in her white bikini, looked even more stunning than her sister in a different sense. Contrary to her innocent childish face and gentle smile, she had the figure of a fierce gravure idol. She has a very glamorous body that would look perfect on the cover of a seinen manga magazine.
“Boing-boing.”
“What’s with the sound effects!?”
“G-cup… No, is it not an H-cup…?”
“Oi, stop, stop.”
“No, I can’t rush to conclusions. I have to make a judgment that is absolute, but also relative. That’s right… At first glance, Masha-senpai looks bigger than the other two in terms of balance, but since there was a difference in height, Alya-san is also quite large when considering shape and suppleness—”
“That’s enough, stop it, you idiot!?”
“Ouch.”
Masachika kicked the back of Yuki’s head who made a silly analysis with a serious face. However, Yuki seemed still not deterred and immediately turned her indecent gaze on the two Kujou sisters again.
“Hmmm, but when looking at the sisters standing side by side, it seems that Masha-senpai has more meat around her stomach…”
“She’s already quite slim, you know. Alya alone has a plump and slender body.”
“Hehe~, but the fact that she has such a small gap in her body also looks very erotic.”
“That impression of yours doesn’t sound like the impression of a high school girl.”
After giving off the impression of a lewd uncle with a vulgar gaze, Yuki turned her attention to Chisaki.
“While on the other hand …. bakki-mekki-bokkii[1].”
“Isn’t that last one a broken sound? After all, you’ve seen those upper arm, stomach, and thigh muscles yourself.”
While throwing out the tsukkomi, Masachika’s face twitched as he stared at Chisaki in a high-necked swimsuit who was standing beside Maria.
In fact, it was an extraordinary body that developed in a different direction from Maria. Seen from a distance alone would have made anyone immediately feel understood. Her body was no longer that of an athlete. Her six pack abs were even more impressive than Masachika’s abdomen. Overall, her body looked more like that of a beast, with full masculinity rather than feminine softness.
“…Female warriors and nuns?”
“…Well, I understand what you’re trying to say.”
The two siblings nodded to each other as they thought of the hero’s party fantasy template and then, from the corner of their eyes, they saw Touya who came holding an umbrella and a beach bed.
“Oh, the Tank is here.”
“…By any chance, are you treating Alya with the hero role?”
“Indeed. No matter how you look at it, the President is not at all suitable to be the main character in a harem-type hero party.”
“Hurry up and apologize to the President!”
The four people seemed to be conversing with each other out of the corner of their eyes as they continued their otaku-style conversation. But…
“It’s really amazing. Even though there are two of them by his side, the President’s gaze is only on Sarashina-senpai.”
Despite the presence of two beautiful and extremely sexy sisters on either side of him, Touya’s gaze was only fixed on Chisaki alone. Masachika increased his respect for Touya who was truly in a state of “I only have eyes for you,” and Yuki snorted in admiration.
“Love is blind… No, it’s simply that he’s just from the small chest enthusiast faction, huh?”
“Don’t say that so rudely.”
After lightly pinching Yuki’s head, Masachika suddenly looked around for the remaining people… and he gasped in surprise when he saw Ayano who was standing silently beside him.
“…You were here the whole time, Ayano?”
“Yes.”
Since when was she there?
Masachika asked a little awkwardly as Ayano looked at him with her black hair bun on both sides like a dango and her usual flat expression.
“Ahh umm… you look good in that swimsuit.”
“Thank you very much.”
Unlike the other girls, Ayano was wearing a one-piece type swimsuit. Masachika honestly praised her swimsuit, which had frills in some places and looked more cute than sexy. Then, from the other side, Yuki moved slightly to Ayano’s side and smiled mischievously.
“Oi, oi, onii-chan~. The real value of this swimsuit is not just that, right~…? Ayano, try turning around.”
“Yes.”
“Look here~, it’s really wuaa~aaw, isn’t it!”
When Ayano turned around and showed her back, Yuki raised her voice to increase her sexiness. But indeed, the swimsuit she was wearing was quite sexy.
Ayano’s swimsuit was completely open at the back, and even though it was somewhat covered by the straps that ran across it, the nape of her neck to the top of her butt was almost completely exposed. While other parts of her body were less exposed, the wide-open backside gave off a strangely alluring atmosphere. Yuki smiled with a grin as she pointed at Ayano’s beautiful back.
“What do you think?”
In front of Yuki’s proud face that seemed to say, “Sexy, right? Hmm~?” Masachika stared at the straps that crossed on Ayano’s back, which looked like shoelaces…..
“For some reason, it looks like char siu—”
“I’ll kill you, asshole.”
“Ah that’s not what it means, it’s like a dress worn by a Hollywood actress, huh.”
Masachika quickly corrected his words as his little sister’s gaze was filled with murderous intent. For several seconds, Yuki still stared at Masachika with a murderous gaze, but when she saw the four of them who seemed to have finished their conversation, began to approach, her expression returned to her ojou-sama mode.
“Therefore, from now on, I will focus on the abdomen. While Ayano focuses on her back.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but just do as you please?”
After saying that, Masachika rushed to Touya’s side, and the two men worked together to set up umbrellas on the beach. Meanwhile, the group of girls organized the beach beds and spread out the vinyl sheets.
“Yosh, I think this will be enough.”
“Phew, that was quite difficult.”
The two of them managed to plant the umbrella on the sand, and Masachika lifted his face while dripping with sweat. Then, his gaze met Alisa’s, who was staring at him as if to say something. Immediately, she looked away and played with the ends of her hair. Alisa’s face, which seemed to be saying “I was just watching you stick the umbrella into the sand, really?”
But she didn’t change the direction of her body. Masachika smiled wryly at her incomprehensible attitude and said.
“Your swimsuit looks cute, Alya.”
“! Is that so? Thanks.”
Alisa replied briefly without looking at Masachika. Then, Maria’s arm took hold of her hand.
“Fufufu, thank goodness, right~? Alya-chan.”
“Wha—too close!”
“Aaunn~”
Alisa released Maria’s arm that was curled around her with an exasperated expression, and quickly moved away from her sister. Masachika’s gaze involuntarily fell on a certain part of Maria that bounced while swinging wide.
What to do again, right. Thanks to the strap in the center of her swimsuit, I can clearly see that voluptuous steep valley…
That’s how he reasoned in his brain, but soon after, Alisa gave him a sharp look, and Masachika quickly averted his eyes.
“Masha-san too, that swimsuit looks good on you.”
“Fufu, thanks~”
Whether she noticed Masachika’s gaze or not, Maria smiled innocently. That innocent smile made Masachika feel guilty.
“Masachika-kun, Masachika-kun.”
Suddenly, a finger nudged his thigh. When Masachika looked down, there was Yuki sitting on a vinyl sheet with her back to him. She then said with an inviting look as she put her hand on the back of her neck and lifted her hair, exposing her back.
“Can you apply sunscreen on me?”
“I’d rather let you bake under the sun!”
“Ara, how cruel.”
Yuki quickly stood up while shrugging her shoulders at Masachika’s unhappy reaction.
“Just kidding, I applied sunscreen earlier.”
“Then why did you ask me to apply for you at all?”
“I thought that was the rule.”
“Besides, I won’t get nervous even if I apply it on you.”
“Ara~, does that mean you’ll be nervous if you apply it on Alya-san?”
“Eh?”
Because her name was suddenly brought up, Alisa made a surprised sound. Unconsciously, Masachika also turned towards her reflexively, and their gazes met for an instant. Then, feeling curious about what she was thinking, Alisa sharpened her gaze, and half-consciously immediately hid her body with her arms.
“No, no, I don’t want to apply it for you either. Besides… How can Alya’s skin tan? For some reason, I had an idea that a Russian’s skin would turn reddish and not turn dark when sunburned.”
“My skin will darken too, you know. Although there are some people who don’t, but… reddish skin definitely includes sunburn.”
“Well, that’s true, anyway…”
Despite his attempts to divert the conversation, he was still met with a wary gaze. Masachika then awkwardly turned to Touya.
“Umm, then how about we go now?”
“Ah, right too… but before that…”
When Masachika asked him, Touya looked shy as his gaze wandered everywhere, and then he hesitantly opened his mouth.
“While it’s here. Why don’t we try facing the sea and shouting ‘Yahoo there’s a seaaaa—!!’?”
“…Eh?”
Masachika furrowed his brows at Touya’s unexpected proposal. Immediately, Touya looked somewhat disappointed, and Chisaki hurriedly helped him out.
“Yeah—well, since it’s a promise, right!? This training camp is also an opportunity for the Student Council members to get to know each other, so let’s do it! Get to know each other, okay?!”
“Haah…”
Judging from Touya’s behavior, they all suspected that it was something he wanted to do, so they all decided to agree to his proposal with a gentle feeling, while exchanging glances with each other.
“Ah, in that case, how about we just take a picture? Use a timer. Umm, is there a place where I can put the camera…? Oh, let’s use that table on the terrace.”
“Uh… y-you want to take a photo?”
When Yuki took out the digital camera, Alisa looked a little embarrassed and hid her body with both hands. Seeing her behavior, Yuki smiled gently to reassure her.
“Because it’s for keepsake. If you want, I won’t give a picture of you in a swimsuit to anyone other than yourself.”
“I-Is that so… then it’s fine…”
Alisa nodded in agreement at Yuki’s explanation. Masachika felt a little disturbed by the way she said it, but did not dare to ask further about the matter. After setting up the camera was finished, everyone took off their flip-flops and lined up side by side on the beach barefoot. And then, all at once to the tune of Touya….
“““““It’s the sea!”””””
“The sea—!”
“The sea…”
Five people shouted happily. One person who couldn’t shout followed the atmosphere. And one person shouted with a flat voice. An indescribable atmosphere flowed on the midsummer beach, and the ‘click’ sound of the digital camera sounded hollow in the air. Soon after, Alisa shrugged her shoulders uncomfortably, and Ayano tilted her head expressionlessly.
“…Hmm, okay. Then let’s go!”
“No, what to do with this awkward atmosphere—?”
“Okeee~, Touya let’s compete! Up on those rocks off the coast!”
“How about we go too, Ayano?”
“Understood, Yuki-sama.”
Ignoring Masachika’s tsukkomi, the four of them ran straight towards the shore as if to say, “How can I stand being in this place any longer! I’m going to the sea!” All that remained was the awkward atmosphere between Masachika and the Kujou sisters.
“Umm… how about we go too?”
“……”
He called out to Alisa reluctantly, but Alisa awkwardly turned her face away from Masachika. Reluctantly, she then turned to Maria… but for some reason, Maria went back under the umbrella.
“Masha-san? Aren’t you going too?”
When Masachika turned around and called out to her, Maria sat down on the vinyl sheet and smiled casually.
“Don’t worry about it, you can go first, okay~? I’ll go after blowing this up~”
After saying that, she took a small folded float balloon from inside her bag. While spreading it out, Maria made a shocking confession with a bright smile.
“I can’t swim, you know~”
“…Eh?”
Masachika turned to Alisa with a shocked expression on his face at the surprising confession.
“Umm…? Oh, is it possible that swimming isn’t that common in Russia? Because the sea is often frozen?”
“That’s not the case. Swimming lessons are usually taught at school, and in Vladivostok, where we used to live, I used to swim in the summer.”
“…Even so, she can’t swim?”
Unconsciously, he almost blurted out, “Even though she looks like it can float?”, but quickly swallowed those words. However, Alisa seemed to somehow guess what he was about to say, and narrowed her eyes at Masachika with a look of disgust.
“…That’s because the two of us don’t swim very often.”
“H-Huh. Ah no, there are even some Japanese people who don’t swim, right? It turns out that there are also some things that Masha-san can’t do! I think that’s okay, it’s all about individuality!”
When he shouted that to improve the situation, he then muttered, “Then, without further delay…”, and Masachika tried to head out to sea… but suddenly, his wrist was caught from behind.
“Umm, Alya-san…?”
Having a bad feeling, Masachika looked back in fear. While staring straight at Masachika … Alisa said.
“First of all, we should warm up first.”
“Ah, yes, that’s right.”
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